I'm a God in an Online Game

In short, if the heavens gave me another chance, I would definitely say to it, “I’m not coming!”

Meng Jingtian sat on the back of the Dark Phoenix and looked up at the sky at a 45 degree angle, not letting his tears fall. He mercilessly slapped Cupid’s butt.

“Wah... sob...”Cupid struggled and cried loudly.

“Why are you so unreasonable? It’s fine if you don’t thank me, but you still hit me!”

“I want to punish you! Divine Punishment!”

“Law of Heaven and Earth!”

“-257334”

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Cupid’s cries became even more tragic.

“Waa! It hurts! Don’t hit me anymore!”

“Waa... I was wrong!”

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“Nezha! Haha! I’ve finally found you! I Let You Bully Me! I Let You Bully Me!”

On the other side, another white-robed kid with dragon horns ran over. When he saw that Nezha was fighting with Luo Ji, he joined the fight and surrounded Nezha.

..

“Hey! Handsome, can you accompany me to the forest over there?”The blonde beauty came to the bottom of Dark Phoenix, looked up at Meng Jingtian, and asked expectantly.

Meng Jingtian was about to refuse, but he suddenly realized that his body seemed to be unable to control itself.

The moment he opened his mouth, the words of refusal turned into: “Sure!”

Holy shit! Meng Jingtian knew that this was definitely Cupid’s divine power playing tricks!

“See, you two are a match made in heaven!”Cupid, this little brat, still dared to raise his head and said proudly to Meng Jingtian.

“Dark Phoenix! Go! Go quickly!”Meng Jingtian’s lips trembled as he urged Dark Phoenix.

He couldn’t help but feel the impulse in his heart. If he continued to stay here, he would probably do something difficult to deal with.

Dark Phoenix also listened to him and quickly brought Meng Jingtian away from this place of trouble.

Meng Jingtian didn’t stop beating Cupid, and he hit him even harder.

“Hurry up and cancel your Broken Arrow!”

“Wu Wu Wu, you... you actually bullied a child. Don’t you have any morals?”Cupid started to act coquettishly when his threats and scolding didn’t work.

“Say it again! Hurry up and cancel your Broken Arrow!”Meng Jingtian slapped Cupid’s butt again.

“I can’t cancel it,”Cupid replied innocently.

“I’ll kill you!”Meng Jingtian broke down and grabbed Cupid’s neck, lifting him up.

“Cough, cough! Don’t, don’t kill me! There’s a way, there’s a way!”Cupid coughed and grabbed Meng Jingtian’s sleeve.

“What Way?”Meng Jingtian finally let go of his throat and asked with one hand holding the two wings on his back.

At the same time, he gave Cupid a threatening look.

“Will! Although my arrow represents the destiny of Heaven, if you are determined not to like her, there is nothing you can do!”Cupid shrugged and replied.

“In short, although Heaven will create many opportunities for you guys! As long as you can endure it and firmly dislike her, after a long time, the feelings will fade.”

“I said it, but I didn’t say it!”Meng Jingtian threw Cupid out.

“Ah!”Cupid let out a miserable cry and fell face-to-face on a large tree trunk. When he came back to his senses, he shook two “Chicken wings”and was about to run.

“Don’t Run!”Meng Jingtian swept his gaze over and roared.

Cupid didn’t listen and ran even faster.

“God’s punishment spell!”

“Ah!”

Cupid let out a miserable cry and fell to the ground.

“It’s too terrifying! An adult God is too terrifying!”Cupid lay on the ground, his eyes filled with despair as he muttered. His God’s punishment only dealt around 200,000 damage to Meng Jingtian. It wasn’t painful at all.

On the other hand, Meng Jingtian’s God’s punishment had dealt over 8,000,000 damage to his HP. It was very painful!

“Are you going to run or not?”Meng jingtian walked over, bent over, squinted his eyes, and asked with a smile.

Seeing this upside down smiling face, cupid cried again, “I’m not going to run!”

“That’s right! Good Boy, come, what good things do you have on You? Show me!”Meng Jingtian lifted Cupid up and asked with a smile.

“Wa... Mummy! There’s a pervert here!”

Cupid’s mouth was wide open as he cried, his whole body sobbing.

Meng Jingtian’s brows jumped. Pervert?

As expected, he couldn’t be kind to these devilish children.

“What are you crying for? Robbery! Hand over all the valuable things on you!”Meng Jingtian threw Cupid away and said fiercely.

Unexpectedly, this trick still worked. Cupid immediately stopped crying and looked at him with a timid face. He flapped his two small wings and flew in the air. He took out a small golden heart bow from his body and handed it to Meng Jingtian.

...

“Only this?”Meng Jingtian took it and continued to ask fiercely.

Cupid pursed his lips as if he was going to cry again.

However, seeing Meng Jingtian’s fierce and threatening look, he didn’t dare to cry. Feeling wronged, he took out a piece of white feather from his diaper, two clay dolls, some tree leaves, and a golden apple.

“What are these?”Meng Jingtian couldn’t help but frown.

As expected of a child!

Moreover, these things were all taken out from his diaper.

To be honest, Meng Jingtian despised them. He despised them!

“Where did you put these things? !”Meng Jingtian broke down and asked.

He checked the information of those things and found that they were all treasures. They were at least god-tier, which made him reluctant to give them up.

Looking at Meng Jingtian’s “Savage”look, Cupid pulled open his diapers with grievance.

“Sigh! Forget it! I want to be alone!”Meng Jingtian put all these treasures into his backpack, played with Cupid’s Little Golden Bow, and walked into the forest.

...

Don’t look at this kid, this little golden bow is pretty good, it’s a spirit treasure grade!

Bow of the God of Love (Spirit Treasure Grade) : any two objects that are hit by the arrow shot by this bow can form a marriage.

Attributes: Intelligence + 50, Spirit +

Although the grade wasn’t low, the attributes were quite simple. Other than increasing some basic attributes of magical classes, there were only the characteristics of the bow itself. There weren’t any additional skills.

However, this was probably a weapon that belonged to a special category. Its strength didn’t lie in its attack power.

Meng Jingtian directly threw it into his backpack. Who knows when he might be able to use it.

“Don’t even think about escaping. From now on, I’m your boss! You have to follow me and be my tour guide!”Meng Jingtian threatened as he turned around. This little brat was trying to sneak away on Tiptoe.

Cupid’s wings immediately drooped down. “Oh!”

With the example from earlier, he didn’t dare to escape now. He followed behind Meng Jingtian barefooted.

Meng Jingtian sighed and turned around, but he was suddenly stunned.

“Holy shit! God, are you playing with me?”

I said I wanted to be quiet, but you really gave me a f * cking “Quiet”?

In front of him, it was clearly a forest path, but now it had become a heart-shaped lake. A naked woman was bathing in it.

Not to mention, this figure was quite plump..

Ahem, wrong! Wrong! That was not the point.